Wizardshauron

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest