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Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Strike Gold Achieve 1 Gold Stat Award.

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Fashion Statement Change all your clothes in your wardrobe or a clothing store.

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Man Around Town Visit Aberdeen, Central, Kennedy Town and North Point.

Take A Bite Out Of Crime Complete a Case.

Minor Face Achieve Face Level 2.

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Rookie Complete 10% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Splash Kiss the Nyad

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Slight Silver Achieve 5 Silver Stat Awards.

Stuntman Successfully perform an action hijack.

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items