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Marble Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.

Losing Light Collect every coin in Stage 11.

It’s All In The Reflexes Catch a flying object at least 25 times with Knives.

EXPENSIVE ELIMINATION Complete Story - EXPENSIVE ELIMINATION

MCKANE VS MCKANE Complete Story - MCKANE VS MCKANE

I got a bad feeling about this Survive the unstoppable compactor

Mystery of the White Wolf Cleared Chapter 1

Eden's Own Gastronome Order every menu item at all eateries.

Triple Kill Kill 3 enemies with one bullet using any sniper rifle.

Full Super Power! Gathered all ultimate attacks!

I’ve Gotta Admit…. Clear Stage 12.

A Building a Day Keeps the Architects Away Traverse 365 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

Jack of All Trades Max out your extra life bar in Unlimited Mode.

(You are now a ten-armed monstrosity with the sole purpose of running your disturbed extremities against a suburban neighborhood that never seems to end. All ten of those arms are on your left, and their weight shifts your body’s balance to fall on your left side. You’re forced to crawl along the ground, like a monstrous centipede of left-handed arms.

In the distance: the screams of children who now believe the monster in their closet is real. A cleansing flame and countless sirens follows you everywhere you go, and it draws closer with every breath. The buildings seem to grow further and taller, but you must keep running from the nearing edge.

There is no stopping, there is no living. There is only running.)

Objectives Complete II: The Completionist Complete all bonus objectives

Plan Beaten Collect every Trophy in Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair

I Will Walk Faceless Among Men In the Shadow Raid job, secure all four pieces of the samurai armor.

Legendary Fighter I shall make you the right hand of Shadaloo if you can win 100 matches online!

PLANET WISP Restored! Restore the PLANET WISP Stage Gate.
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Come, Sweet Death Defeat Ji.

This Chicken is Cooked Traverse at least 3725.95 buildings.

(Who needs an oven to cook a chicken when you can take matters into your own hand!)

My Hand Will Go On Collect 10 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode.

(You run and run, and at last there is a light in the distance. Your loved ones meet you at the end of the road. They fearfully hold your hands, masking their tears with a false smile.

The water grows cold, and the sirens and screams slow to a pause. “Never let go,” you say, shivering but feeling safe within the warmth of their company. “We promise,” they say, “we will never let go, Jack.”

Those words gave you a sigh of relief, but it soon turned to concern as your name wasn’t Jack. You replayed those words in your head, tracing each nuance and overtone. But as quickly as those words faded into silence, so too did the promises.

You see the emptiness in their eyes. Even worse, you finally see yourself, as you really are. The ship is sinking. There is no future, there is no space on the door. And they let go, chuckling at the reference they were just dying to make.

But you still have nine lives left, amiright?)

Now Am I Become Death Kill 3 enemies in a single turn, with a single soldier, without explosives

We Have Each Other Defeat Fuxi and Nuwa.

Gimme Gimme Establish a deep relationship with Shuanshuan.

High Stakes Win a run on at least Gold Stake difficulty

I can do this all day. Finished five loops.

Rotation Frenzy Rotate puzzle pieces 5000 times

Got Your Nose Collect an elephant beetle

Road Half Empty Traverse 5000 buildings.

(You’re still almost there, objectively speaking.)

Year of the Otterrific Dragons Traverse 2024 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

(Who am I to shy away from a shameless plug? If I get to reuse artwork, I'm all for it!)

The Second Spirit Frightened by the looming Shimi-O and the Mark.

Half Way There Completed 50 missions in a single game

Partners in Crime Become a partner of the Paragon Personal Private Charity Warehouse.

Creature of the Night Achieved an S Rank with Sonic the Werehog for the first time

If You Show Me Your Courage Obtained all trophies!

Morphinomenal Get all Trophies

Tragedy on High Defeat Travis Striker in Act I: Half-Life Hijack.

Pinned and Charged Arrest an enemy during a case.

Reverse Bankruptcy Collect 100 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode.

(I don't know what to write after that last one, tbh...)

Up, up, and away Survive the rising waters

Hellbound Finish the game.

End of Chapter 2 Learned the ghastly history of Shimi-O and the Honey Bee Family.

Grand Chelem Got pole position in qualifying, fastest lap in the race and won whilst leading every lap

Smarter than primates Photograph two Velociraptors socializing

Mort Will Now Lend You Credit Buy everything available in Store

Purewal Memorial Cup Don't consume any meat, dairy or alcohol until the military arrives.

Just like the Old Days Complete a case in Bounty Mode.

The Other Baker's Dozen Street Traverse 0x221B (8731) buildings.

(Nice going, Sherlock. Also, it’s over 8000!!!!!)

Above and Beyond Traverse 10,000 buildings.

(This counts all buildings, including the main levels, the Unlimited Mode, and the Autodash/run Mode in Unlimited Mode.)

Big [R]oof Lose with one coin short of an extra life in Unlimited Mode.

(I’ve been informed I’ve been spending too much time working on these descriptions and should get back to work... Now I've gotta come up with 64 trophy icons, oof.)