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The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Badges Collect all badges.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids