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Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Stocked Collect 150 Items

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Deliverance Release friend

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.