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Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Self-Help Find one training manual

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Savage Starlight Fan Find a comic

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

The Cat Came Back Complete "The Maria" mission

Geared Up Craft every item
0/6

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Combo Beginner Perform a 4x combo

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

No Matter What Complete Part 1

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Combat Ready Fully upgrade a weapon

Who's A Good Boy? Pet Buckley the dog

In Memoriam Pick up Frank's note after it's discarded

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Sharpest Tool in the Shed Find all workbench tools
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Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

The Long Con Complete the "Like a Fiddle" mission

Disorganized Crime Complete all Crimes in a district

Lights Out While in stealth, turn off the spotlight generator in Pittsburgh

Left Hanging Leave Ellie hanging after a job well done

Sticky Fingers Open all safes

Don't Go Complete Left Behind

Skillz Win the water gun fight

Prepared For the Worst Find all workbenches
0/11

Live Bait Use bricks or bottles to lure an infected into attacking a human