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Temporary Measures Place the Giant's Chalice in the ceremony site.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Code 112 Stole a Police car

"This Guy Is Really Good" Score 200 points at the shooting range.

Adreaux On Call Completed Episode 18.

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Iron Giant Down Defeat the mutated Heisenberg.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

The Root of the Matter Find the Megamycete in the underground ruins.

Great Dad Finish the story on at least Casual difficulty.

Book Him! Complete Ghosts from The Past quest.

Repairer Combine a treasure into its complete form.

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Falling to Pieces Completed Episode 19.

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Gold Medalist Gold-medaled a challenge.

A Thirst for Knowledge Restore your first memory chip.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Let's Talk Complete Wendell’s Confession quest.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

SuperCop Score 250 points at the shooting range.

An Unguarded Moment Completed Episode 20.

No Rest for the Virtuous Completed Episode 21.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Cashing Out Complete The Man Himself quest.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Incepted Climbed the Sideways Town

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

May Be Used Against You Hack an enemy turret.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Not Arresting You Anymore Complete No Way Out quest.

A Real Hero Save a cat from the Burning Hotel.

Catcher Crusher Defeat a Catcher.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.