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Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)