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Radio Enthusiast Listened to all the radios before doing anything else

Backtracker Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game

Completionist Triggered all of the story in the game

This Pattern is Mine You got them all. You got them all.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Perfect Lover Cooked a meal, cleaned the apartment, took a shower, wore the elegant dress and put on some music.

Possessive Spy Finished the mission using only the Sheik.

Chose Afterlife Entered the Infraworld.

Casual Girl Ordered a pizza, watched some TV and wore something casual.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

That went too far Throw something as far as you can.

Instrument of Fate Took the first steps toward challenging an unjust fate.

Happy family Reunite the family.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Ancient treasure Try to wake up the lost Sentinel.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Careful steps Don't smash the eggs.

The path of light Bring light to the labyrinth of darkness.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Instrument of Dissent Survived the Purge to confront a greater peril.

Together Till the End Finished the game in Duo mode.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Dark and quiet Complete the labyrinth without making a sound.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Instrument of Tragedy Strode into danger's den and paid the consequences.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

Explorer Found all the bonuses.

Wrong direction The other way was safer.

Racing Be faster than the Sentinels.

Patience Turning your back to the truth and persevering will lead you nowhere.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Lab Technician Play and complete a game session of Game Lab in the Multiplayer Public playlist.

Good intentions Try to undo a mistake.

Bite the dust Break the five strange statues.

Hold your breath Use only one bubble in the underwater cave.

From the sky to the abyss Witness the resting place of the once mighty.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Master Of The Caribbean Complete the Discovery Mode of Wolfpack in Multiplayer.

Lost Lullaby Complete the lost lullaby.

Blend-in with the surroundings Move undetected amongst the shades.