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Purge the Real Filth Use a flamethrower to "purge" Thouzer.

Apex Predator In Mooncrash, defeat a Moon Shark.

Thryy Wyrd Tyyns Spooky magic or something. Who knows.

Grounded Shoot down 200 enemies

One, Two, Three, Many Win the head-counting game in the Prehistory chapter.

Time Management You finished Chain Kill or Bend Time Massacre without failing any wave, including bonuses

Sniff Sniff Use your sense of smell to hunt game in the Prehistory chapter.

Horrorshow “Everything Sucks Forever” says 15 year old horror aficionado and train tracks lurker Lori M.

RABIES! ALL HAIL RABIES.

The Successor Awakens Unlock all abilities.

Kaibyaku Complete the Raid missions.

Brooklyn Backup Respond to a call for help and revive a fellow agent in Brooklyn.

Deep Hollow Hollerers Music fills empty spaces.

End of the Apocalypse Complete the game on EXTRA HARD difficulty.

All-natural cane sugar Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Masochist My name is... Daniel... and I... have made life... exceptionally hard for myself.

Mix It Up Win a match in every Versus game type (social or competitive)
3/5

Nightmare Expert Beat the Nightmare challenge on "I am Death Incarnate" difficulty

Out for the Count Knock out the robot at the end of chapter 3

Almost There Find a way to the Core Tower

A wizard is you Cast 999 spells. I'm a what?

Keeper of the conservatory Unlock every garden seed.

Ultimate Battler Complete Battle Mode

~*~Demonpower~*~ !!!You have ascended the Demon’s Tower!!!

Ultimate Spy Beat "The Diaries of Agent Silent Death" on "Mein leben" difficulty

Oft we mar what's well Purchase 700 upgrades. But don't let that stop you!

Seedless to nay Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Make Good Lots Craft ten items in the Prehistory chapter.
0/10

Super Soldier Beat "The Deeds of Captain Wilkins" on "Mein leben" difficulty

He’s from somewhere. And it’s here. And there’s a trampoline!

And a little extra Bake 10^72 cookies in one ascension.

Infinite Introduction Activate an Exploit

Squad Goals In Mooncrash, unlock all 5 playable characters.

Handyman Kill an enemy with every weapon in Versus (social or competitive, excludes executions)
3/10

True Champion Earn a gold medal in all Carnage Hall shows.

Three-Body Problem In Mooncrash, GLOO 3 enemies with a single GLOO charge.

Psychostatic Efficiency In Mooncrash, damage 3 enemies with a single Psychostatic Cutter projectile.

Accidentally Good Dinner Let’s not pretend it was skill.

True Successor of Hokuto Shinken Obtained all trophies.

Quantum Leap In Mooncrash, complete all Story Objectives.

I’m Your Biggest Fan In Mooncrash, you read all of the second Starbender series and still no regrets.

No One Left Behind In Mooncrash, escape the simulation with all five playable characters in a single run.

Palecat Stop the bleeding.

Contract Fulfilled In Mooncrash, complete all KASMA Orders.

Platinum Trophy You've unlocked all Trophies!

Platinum Cookie Do Not Eat.

Better Late Than Never Win 25 matches in Team Deathmatch
1/25

All-Pro Warrior Beat "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe" on "Mein leben" difficulty

Cryptomancer In Mooncrash, finish the game with a surplus of 50,000 sim points or more.

Raw Instinct Complete the Prehistory chapter.