WarIsTheAnswer

The Last Laugh The joke's on who?

That Lucky Old Sun Completed That Lucky Old Sun.

Completionist Completed all missions in Secret Armory

Move it, Football Head! In Sports, win a game with football vs CPUs with a 10 score lead

No Witnesses You completed a mission without raising alarm.

Mightier Than The Gun Kill all Visionaries in a map - and make it to the exit - without using a gun.

Friends in Low Places Maxed Nanba's Bond Level.

Retreat From Fire Cause the Alien to retreat using a molotov

Oversight Become Overseer

The Curse of the Sea-Thing The Cursed World

Proof of Resolve Defeat Hornet in Kingdom’s Edge

Three of Pentacles Achieved the top result in a Torment

Doctor Fate-Ality Perform 3 background bounces on the Empire Theatre background

Anger Solved the death of Missy

Silver Streak You obtained your first silver perk.

G.I. Blues Completed G.I. Blues.

Double Down Played 10 hands of Blackjack.

Checking Out Complete Chapter 3

Dance to Your Own Beat You changed the background music using TEKKEN TUNES.

Baron von Nukem Shoot down 20 alien fighters

Family Matters Killed all the Hacketts

Thousands of candles Defeat the Guardian

Bargaining Solved the death of Dale

Bag lady Find all three hidden bags in one chapter

Attunement Collect 600 Essence

Squad Goals Score a Goal while in a Club Match (Online Matchmaking only)

Skilled Clear any mission (including Side Ops and Extra Ops) with a S-rank

No Tumbler Fumbler Picked 25 locks.

The Beginning of the End In Shadows of Evil, complete all Rituals.

It's Raining Cats and Hotdogs Completed a round using the Mutator.

Shot in the Dark Kill 10 enemies while the lights are out in the subway in 'Eviction'.

The Power of Three Completely upgrade three weapons.

Titan Mastery Fully upgrade a Titan Subclass.

Family Memories Fond and Faded Find all Liddell Memories

Love is the Fifth Dimension Marry your friends.

Careful What You Wish For Read the mind of a lonely cat

Noms Eat 10 pieces of food in SP

Substance Abuser Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP

Know DP? Know madness Complete the game on Ultra-Violence! difficulty

Globetrotter Awarded for setting foot in all secluded regions.

One Armed Bandit Played 10 spins of Slots.

Self-Actualization Defeat Nipulon.

Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.

This Pounding Heart IV Reached Hit Streak: 50

Possible futures Found all of the white framed Pictures

You got a better way? Maxed Conrad and Fliss's Relationship

Solid Gold, Baby! Earn any 70 Gold Medals on Missions, Strangers and Freaks.

Acceptance Solved the death of Ed

Blood Master's Trophy Obtained Best Weapon by Suckerstone

Take Me To Hell Complete Act 2 - Chapter 1 on any difficulty setting