Walk007

Loony Tune Spend an insane amount of money on tuning a car.

T-Bone: Mob Ruled Complete 20 Chicago South Club contracts

Blast Radius Multi-kill -- 5 enemies with 1 Frag grenade.

Mind the Goods Finish the Cathouse level in "Joe's Adventures."

Beginner Series Complete Complete the Beginner series of Race Events.

What Doesn't Kill You… Achieved all Trophies!

Valley White clear Complete all White Valley maps (Any medal)

Professional Hitman Assassinate 25 colonels.

Same Shirt Different Day Finish Joe's Adventures on any difficulty.

Chak Attack Obtain a Bronze, Silver, or Gold medal in Score Attack for the Mother Protector Challenge Tomb

The Hand of God Destroy two Romanovs in a row using only melee attacks.

Pop Goes The Nightingale As Polina, kill 15 enemies immediately after emerging from a crawlspace

Skadoosh Use an Awesome Attack

Offshore Count Obtain a Bronze, Silver, or Gold medal in Score Attack for the Zipacna's Craving Challenge Tomb

Makenna Maniac Win a match as Makenna.

Nightstalker Complete "The Nightstalker's Trail" quest.

WORLD TRAVELER USE ALL TELEVATORS

High Treason Defeat the Arch-Illager on Apocalypse difficulty.

Revenged Finish "Jimmy's Vendetta" on any difficulty level.

The Spider and the Fly In Shadows of Evil, kill 10 zombies ensnared by a Widow’s Wine grenade.

Tongue Tied Free teammate from Licker grapple.

Bog Walker Discovered all locations within Point Lookout

Vive la Résistance Reach maximum Infamy in the Rebel Missions (The Siege of Paris).

Haruka Hustle Win a match as Haruka.

You woke up granny! Keep pumping a balloon until it bursts.

Without a Scratch Deliver Mike Lips' car without a scratch on first attempt.

T-Bone: Unfixable Complete 20 Fixer contracts

Flash! King of the Impossible Destroy four enemies simultaneously with the Lock-on Laser.

Easy Pickings Eliminate all players as Ustanak in less than a minute.

A Very Fine Loafer There are in you the makings of a very fine loafer.

Weapon Technician Use every Power-Up once. (Race & Battle Arena)

Bill of Goods Win 1 complete match in Survivor King of the Hill

Complete a Big Party Awarded when 5-7 players have completed a Party.

Order In Chaos In The Fourth Reich, go through the level without any instances of friendly fire

Just Getting Started Spend 30 minutes in Create Mode

Enemy Of Mine Complete Blue Dog Hollow.

Beware Of Trains In Phoenix, shoot a truck driver with a vehicle full of soldiers

Learn to swim Drown 10 times

Executed Complete all mission tasks.

Operation Overlord II Complete Act 1 on Hard difficulty or above without using mission select.

Be the first to reach the Gold Awarded for being the first player in an Online Cops and Robbers game to pick up the gold.

Kat-like reflexes Made it through the Tesla Chambers without taking damage.

Mechspert - Stomp 10 Helghast Stomp 10 Helghast with your Exoskeleton in Maelstra Barrens

Patient N Killed 20 enemies that were infected by spreading N-rays.

The Gambler You have never failed to play the game!

Pat the Cats Pat all the cats in Evreux (The Siege of Paris).

Hostile Takeover Establish 8 Raider Camps in the Commonwealth

Tentative Peace Complete 15 Villain Sectors

99 Scalps Deliver 99 headshots (ranked play counts).

A Fine Romance The most winning woman I ever knew was hanged for poisoning. But I digress. You found the letter!