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And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Elementary, My Dear Bayek Solve a papyrus mystery.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related