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Beginner Series Complete Complete the Beginner series of Race Events.

Supply... Unlock new weapons by hitting a Convoy

Hardened War Hero Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

TWO heads Complete a mission (excluding New Blood) with a human partner

Curator Discover all of the collectibles in the Campaign.

Blood Sport Perform 100 melee kills

Duke or Dimwit? Defeated all waves in Duke and Dimwit Theater.

Combot, Engage! You cleared Stage 3 in Fight Lab.

Record Keeper Collect all Jiminy's Journal entries.

Hangar 18 You found and read the secret message. Now you know too much...

Kevorkian Complex You granted a dying man his final request.

Flying Butt-Kicker You pulled off 3 10 hit combos.

Unchanging Armor Clear the game without changing equipment.

Five Finger Discount Finish the Supermarket level in "Joe's Adventures."

Sharpshooter Kill 100 enemies by headshots in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Taffer's Delight Completed Burial at Sea - Episode 2 in 1998 mode.

...into the fire. Save a Buddy from a mortal wound

Best in the West Attain 100% completion.

Whack-A-Mask 500 targets killed while in cover

The Sun Sets Complete 'Breaking Point' on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Booty Master Collect all the prize bubbles on the story levels

Play Complete all story levels without dying, with the exception of those levels that only end when you die

Rope-a-Dope In CitC, knock an enemy around the city with Undertow, then knock him off the edge of the city.

Get Off My Back Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

Bomb Squad Defuse all bombs in 3 minutes or less

Michelangelo Apply the maximum number of layers on a customized mask

Rooftop Ruffian Defeated all waves in Raven's Dome.

Pincushion Get 50 kills with the Hedgehog in the single player Campaign.

Carnapper Finish all car dealer missions in "Jimmy's Vendetta".

Synthesis Vet Synthesize 30 types of items.

David vs. Goliath Kill 10 Brutes in Physical Confrontation

Combot, Annihilate! You cleared Stage 4 in Fight Lab.

Blowtorch and Corkscrew Complete 'Blowtorch and Corkscrew' on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Museum Curator In CitC, unlocked all Gallery items.

C-C-C-Combo Breaker Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.

Garbage Collector Collect the Giant Diamond of Inner Earth

Missile Defense System In CitC, killed an enemy with splash damage by shooting a rocket out of the air.

Mind the Goods Finish the Cathouse level in "Joe's Adventures."

Ace Pilot Clear gummi ship mission 3.

Lineman Complete a Mission intercepted from a cellular tower signal

Weird War Tales Defeat 15 enemies using any type of hacking.

Same Shirt Different Day Finish Joe's Adventures on any difficulty.

Crush Combo! Simultaneously crushed 4 enemies.

The Spider and the Fly In Shadows of Evil, kill 10 zombies ensnared by a Widow’s Wine grenade.

Maximum Mileage Buy a used car with 300,000km or more travel distance.

Untouchable Complete a chapter without getting shot

Revenged Finish "Jimmy's Vendetta" on any difficulty level.

No Hard Feelings Save a turret from redemption

Zero To Hero Win an event in Eddie's Car

Synthesis Master Synthesize all items.