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Timed Trial Speed is my middle name.

Herr Flick of the Wrist Clock a BMP agitator right in the snout.

All-rounder Earn all EZ Code merits.

Secret In Tag der Toten, find the secret

Zombie Explorer Obtain a rating of 5 brains in at least 4 chapters of the campaign

Total Annihilation Disintegrated enemy bombers in mid-air, keeping damage to the city to a minimum.

The Fast Five Win 5 online races using cars from the Power and Glory Car Pack (Pro Tour & Jam Session)

I am an eagle! Fly for 5 minutes with the Rocket Wingsuit (Extreme Pack DLC required)

Déjà vu Complete the first dream world in nightmare mode.

Too Hot For You Kill Brutal Maul without being frozen by his shockwave.

Flame Thrower Expert Defeated 100 enemies with Flame Thrower

The Whole Story Found all audio logs

High-Value Target Kill 5 High-Value Targets in Quick Matches

Now You're Thinking With Bird Portals Rescue 100 Mudokons through bird portals

Life Finds a Way Stage up to Stage 3 in Arena

Steel Hunter Eliminated enemy threat from the Suez Canal.

Beak Breaker Shoot the 3 Hidden Laserbeaks throughout Kaon Prison Break.

Brooklyn Backup Respond to a call for help and revive a fellow agent in Brooklyn.

Old School There's nothing like the old school.

Vulcan Pulse Cannon Master Kill 50 enemies with the Vulcan Pulse Cannon

Total Meltdown Find all trophy parts in chapter 7

Service History Win a DIRT Tour event in a car from the Power and Glory Car Pack using a custom setup

Sharp Shooter Achieved an average hit rate of at least 80% with projectile weapons

Sprinter Never stop. Never.

Payback Time Win 25 matches in Nest.

DIY Create a race using the race editor.

Fascinating Found all research items

Brutal Lands Kill the Vicar of Chaos.

Blood On Your Hands Earn all Trophies.

Aggro Racer Sideswipe 75 opponents

Like a Boss Finish the campaign in Elite mode

Looking for Trouble Complete chapter 6 without deactivating Braintrust

Intelligence Expert Scan 100 items in the game

Quint’s Delight Kick the Wallop Bay shark till it drops the license plate.

All In! Complete chapter 7 without destroying any cooling shafts

Defender of World Heritage Prevented enemy from using Trinity to destroy Derbent.

Against the Clock Complete a Time Trial in Monte Carlo

Outta my way! Master the Barge Power-up

Clay Pigeon Shoot Shoot down 20 flying planes.

Dagger of the Mind Performed Mind Meld on 10 different enemies

The Lively Set Drive all of the cars from the Mud and Guts Car Pack

Decepticon Warlord Decepticon Campaign Complete (Hard).

Swiss Army Soldier Buy all of the weapons.

Speed Runner Complete levels 1 - 30 in under 45 minutes.

Dig In, Y'all! Whomp up a mess o' vitals and
eat the heck out of 'em!

Crouching Child, Raging Demon Take out the final boss while in
Demon form.

Drive Away Business Shut down and leave Magog Motors.

Way of the Samurai Do not kill Demon Samurai in Story Mode

Gold All The Way Obtained gold medals in all of the Quick Draw Shooting Galleries

Thorn Don't acknowledge any merits, unless they're your own.