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WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Depths Below Kill Hades

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.