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Wet Work Complete a Very Difficult abduction mission in five turns or less on Classic or Impossible difficulty.

PAIN in the Park Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours

Black Belt Become a disciple of your school

Eternal Life Obtain the Ankh.

Earth First Beat the game on Classic difficulty.

Dude Abides Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in Bowling

Pharloom’s Heart Acquire all other trophies

Ice Breaker Shatter 1000 blocks of Ice

Real Fan Play for over fifty hours

Deadly Venom Get gold stamps in a Manhunt arena challenge.

Ghost Moves Beat a level without ever being spotted by a guard or camera on Beginner or Expert difficulty.

Stabby stabby stab Stab 3,000 hearts in Classic mode

Combo Mambo Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

I'M THE KING MAKE BUNNYLORD KING OF ENGLAND

Gold Digger Obtain 20 Gold in all Challenges

NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!!!!!!! Play 1,000 rounds of Versus

Adding insult to injury Unlock Calbot

MEGALORD MAKE BUNNYLORD GLOBAL MEGALORD

Affliction Addiction Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown

Fire Arrows Shoot the Little Scout at the artificial sun in the Stranger.

Lounging Around Score 2500 points and win 5 Badges in a single Lounge Mode match

A Touch of Acumen Get gold stamps in a Time Attack or Performance arena challenge.

The Grate Filter Swim through the dam grate. Not everyone makes it!

Simulation Hypothesis Attempt to use the artifact at a normal campfire. Well, that settles that!

Cannon Fodder Reach level 10 with a Cannon Legend

Treasure Hunter Obtain all the Tower Objects in the game.

Perfect Horde Fully upgrade all 50 Minions in your Horde.

Platinum Games Obtain 15 Platinum in all Challenges

Flat Hearther Stand your ground beneath a moving chain elevator.

Celsius 232.78 This knowledge isn't going to forbid itself!

Secure, Protect, Leave Get gold stamps in a Capture arena challenge.

Wheeler Dealer Buy 50 players in your Manager Mode career

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

Launched into Orb-it Reach level 10 with an Orb Legend

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Horsin' a Clown Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster

Constipated 100th Strike

Getting serious Reach Game Mode Level 100

Student becomes Teacher Create a school

2 Mill Club Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"

Advanced Dragon Achieve Hoard Rank 7

No Looking Back Beat the game in Ironman mode on Classic or Impossible difficulty.

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

Carry the Team Get 6 KOs in a single Ranked 2v2 or Friendly 2v2 game

Ultimate Collector Collect 100% of all Dark Crystals.

The Destructor Achieve a 100% Destruction Tyranny rating.

Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

One-Hit Wonder Beat Challenge mode.

Around the world in 90 seconds Raft around the Stranger in under 90 seconds.

Worthy Opponents Kill all bosses in their last level with one character