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PAIN in the Park Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours

Real Fan Play for over fifty hours

Above and beyond Achieve Gold Rating in Assault on the 87th Precinct.

Owned All Win a match with all 10 characters, in every event, playing any mode.

Combo Mambo Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Cocky S.O.B. No respect for your opponent.

Silver Streak Collect fifteen silver cups (or higher) in Solo Tournament.

Affliction Addiction Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown

Tournament Title Holder Win at least one championship in the Tournament Mode

CRASH COMMANDO Reach commando level 25.

Blog Fodder Complete a post-fight interview in Career Mode

Fighting with Pride Now you're dirty boxing with Pride!

General Complete 75% of Campaign Mode

Lounging Around Score 2500 points and win 5 Badges in a single Lounge Mode match

Outta My Way! Hit 30 opponent balls out of the way to claim the inside position (aka "Super Shots") in Champions Cup.

Speed Limit Clear In The Zone with a gold medal, without going faster than 70!

Stone Cold Stun enemies 316 times in Battle Royale or Gauntlet.

Constipated 100th Strike

Oh, I get it! Absorb 25 cars without crashing in Bipolar or Bust.

2 Mill Club Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"

Beach King Get a score of 20,000 or better in Beach Volleyball Challenge Mode.

Steady, Steady... Shoot an enemy with a Plasma Lancer from 50m.

Wheeler Dealer Buy 50 players in your Manager Mode career

All Too Easy ... Shoot a score of -10 or better over the full 18 hole course in Disc Golf.

Silver Cups Win the Silver Cup in every event.

Horsin' a Clown Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster

Stop Looking At Me! Destroy 20 Watchers. (20/50)

My Aim Is True Get a score of 5000 or better in Disc Golf Challenge Mode.

Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

High Roller Earn at least 500,000 points in your total score. Nigel would be proud.

Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Freewheelin' Win Combo Racers without touching the throttle after the first lap, at Redwood Lakes.

On a Roll Kill 10 opponents in a row during one match.

Killing Spree Kill 20 opponents in one match.

Super Parry! Successfully parry (block using JUST your weapon) a "Super Strike" attempt against all 10 opponents in Gladiator Duel playing in Champions Cup.

Glass Lass Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

Bombs Away! Get a score of 15,000 or better in Bocce Challenge Mode.

Novice Obtain the rank of Novice.

Dermal Lesion Clear The Root of the Tower on Hard.

Soldier Obtain the rank of Soldier.

Gatherer Gain 9 different rewards in Campaign Mode

Around The World Play a match with a team from every league

Mercenary Obtain the rank of Mercenary.

Commando Obtain the rank of Commando.

All Mine Kill all other players in an 8-player Deathmatch.

As Real As It Gets Experience an entire 8 fight event card in Event Mode.

Lone Gunman Kill all members of the opposing team alone. (8-player Team Battle)

Triage Revive 10 teammates in one match.

Monkey Magic Use whatever tricks you can to achieve a Speed Monkey combo of 120 or more!

Elite Obtain the rank of Elite.