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You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.