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Costume Party Obtain every costume in the game.

Invisible Predator Complete one predator challenge by using only Silent Takedowns and without being detected

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Decimator In Campaign, kill 10 enemies in under 3 seconds.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Friendship Rules Revive someone from "Fight for Your Life!" that is on your friends list.

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

30 Kills: Desert - 5 Defeat 30 enemies with the Desert - 5.

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire

Demiguise Dread Find all Demiguise statues
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Biggest Bang Complete story mode on Hard difficulty

Contract Terminated Stop the contract operative

Oh Look It's Shiny Pickpocket 10 unique items.

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Exoarchaeolo—You Get the Gist Discover all named locations on Nekrotafeyo.
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Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Crossing Over Learned the Dash Ability.

Home Sick Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 5.

With Great Power Inherit a power unknown.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Final Chapter? Complete every job and beat every boss in all the episodes.

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

The Butcher Redeemed Liberate Iki Island by defeating the Eagle and driving the invaders from Mongol territory.

Farewell, Old Girl Complete the mission "Wildlife Preservation".

Lost Weekend In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while you are drunk.

Predator Bronze Achieve 8 medals on predator challenges

Toshi's Fear Found Toshi's Incense Relic.

Toshi's Regret Found Toshi's Harpoon Relic.

Cheers Don't miss a single glass of sarsaparilla in Saloon Bug.

Toshi's Love Found Toshi's Village Crest Relic.

A Few Splinters Complete all bokken duels at the Hidden Cove Tournament.

Rush Job Kill 100 enemies with Shield Rush
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Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Finishing Touches Use Ancient Magic on every enemy in the game
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Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

The Good Samaritan Complete all side quests
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A Leader Walks Alone Defeated Corrupted Toshi.

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

The Lonely Path Reached the Mountain Shrine.

Rewards Card Earn a Loyalty Package from each weapon manufacturer.
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Got The Band Back Together Complete the mission "The Once and Future Slab".

Clockwork Hack the system (Complete "Clockwork" on any difficulty.)

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of