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Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.

He's Here, There, Everywhere! Destroy a Mr. Everywhere statuette.

Collector's Item Find at least one collectible in the game.

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Dancing in the Dark Kill the power.

Smart Thief Deactivated the supermarket's camera.

Tuned Ride Upgrade one of your cars one level.

Silence, Fool! Kill a guard ringing a bell.

Good Exposure Good guys are heroes to others.

He Who Pays the Barber Improve the dockworkers' haircuts.

A Real Pistol In the Main Campaign, killed 25 enemies with the Broadsider Pistol.

Chose Life Stayed in reality.

Getting better Reach level 10 in Classic Mode

Not My Father Choked Philip with Aiden.

Go get them Reach 50,000 points in Classic Mode

Convince Dawkins Helped Dawkins see the truth.