VforValentim

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Getting better Reach level 10 in Classic Mode

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Go get them Reach 50,000 points in Classic Mode

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Collector's Item Find at least one collectible in the game.

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Tuned Ride Upgrade one of your cars one level.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Show them who's boss Reach 75,000 points in Classic Mode

He's Here, There, Everywhere! Destroy a Mr. Everywhere statuette.

He Who Pays the Barber Improve the dockworkers' haircuts.

Dancing in the Dark Kill the power.

Finish The Game Finish the game's main ending

Don't Fall Off! Try to fall off the bridge 10 times in year 11

Gift Box Find the secret gift box

Candle Find the secret candle

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Snowman Find the secret snowman

Rock Climber Try to climb the large rock at the beginning of year 12

Secret Ending 1 Finish the first secret ending