Vethrion

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Top of the Pecking Order Win a Cockfighting match

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

A Thirst for Knowledge Restore your first memory chip.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Pimp My Sidearm Fully mod a weapon.

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Catcher Crusher Defeat a Catcher.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Uptown and Downtown Complete Mrs Puff's Mission in Downtown Bikini Bottom.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

We Need You Complete Episode 2: Amelie.

Hidden In Plain Sight Find your way to Miami

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Surf's Up! Finish the main missions of Goo Lagoon

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

Hit 'n Run Run over 10 soldiers in a vehicle

Hogar Dulce Hogar Fully upgrade one Camp Facility at any Guerrilla Camp (Solo Campaign only)

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Squirrel Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Sandy

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Semper Invicta Join the Brotherhood of Steel

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

They Call Him The Vigilante Complete every Investigation