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Impaired Drivers Defeat both Mecha Imps and their taunting Imp pilots.

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Surge Protector Kill 50 enemies with Surge
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Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Walls Are For Chumps Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

A Shocking Lack Of Respect Destroy 100 gravestones.

Partial To The Potions Drink 32 Health Vials.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Old School Sneaky Attempt to perform any original game cheat code.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Pulp King Pumpkin Defeat the Pumpkin King in mortal pumpkin combat.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Not So Armless Defeat Stained Glass Demon with just your arm.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Rush Job Kill 100 enemies with Shield Rush
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Witches’ Familiar Collect the Witch Talisman and complete both witch quests.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.