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Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

Impaired Drivers Defeat both Mecha Imps and their taunting Imp pilots.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Surge Protector Kill 50 enemies with Surge
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Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Walls Are For Chumps Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

A Shocking Lack Of Respect Destroy 100 gravestones.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Partial To The Potions Drink 32 Health Vials.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Old School Sneaky Attempt to perform any original game cheat code.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Pulp King Pumpkin Defeat the Pumpkin King in mortal pumpkin combat.

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Not So Armless Defeat Stained Glass Demon with just your arm.

Rush Job Kill 100 enemies with Shield Rush
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Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Witches’ Familiar Collect the Witch Talisman and complete both witch quests.

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Elevated Mind Kill 25 Airborne Rangers
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