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Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Trainspotter Noted all of the train numbers

Rocket magazine + Unlock demolition perk 5

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

Auto Enthusiast Purchase all vehicles.

Fashion Victim Purchase all clothing.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

The Lost City Completed Episode 6.

Get smart Unpacked 2004.

1.21 Gigawatts Killed 25 enemies with shock weapons

A Real Gentleman Help the woman fix her car in Home Sweet Home.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

Free Style Paint in all the Free Paint levels.

Peekaboo! Play Peekaboo with your Genie and get Peekabooed.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

Stockpile Obtain all available weapons.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

Memories Restored Find and finish all the Billboards.

Ultimate Fighter Unlock ten Triad Upgrades.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

Hope County Master Angler Acquire all 4 Fishing Rods (Campaign only).

They Belong in a Museum Obtain all treasures in the game.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

Dream Handling Upgrade one of your cars to the maximum level.

Discovered The Scrapyard Discovered The Scrapyard

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

Black Hat Trick Kill 3 enemies with a single IED

Paid in New Haven Completed 5 missions in the Rust Commons

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Master of Pyrotechnics In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies with the Barnstormer RPG.

ARCADE Competitor Win 10 featured maps in Multiplayer (Arcade only).

Perfectly Restored Collect all the pages in the Sketchbook.

Speed of Jason McDonald Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty

Weapon Aficionado Reached proficiency level 10 with any weapon type

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Event Planner Complete all of the open world Events.

Capture the Moments Complete all the Genie Moments sketches.

12 Days of Pandora Mastered the technology of Pandora

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

My Brother is an Italian Plumber Killed an enemy plumber-style

The Artist of Denska Known as "the street artist who brought Denska back to life".

Fellowship Unpacked 2007.

Chief Inspector Complete 100% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

Discovered Krom's Canyon Discovered Krom's Canyon