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Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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Burning Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Inferno.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

Combination Shock In the Main Campaign, performed all 8 of the Vigor combinations.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

The Devil Is in the Details Read all of the files in a single playthrough.

A glimmer of hope Rescue Karl from underneath the zeppelin

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Illusory Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Mirage.

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Lost in Time and Space Heard the mysterious couple's complete story.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

To those who fell Find 50 historical items

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Friendship Rules Revive someone from "Fight for Your Life!" that is on your friends list.

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Bow Master Hit 3 enemies with a single Multi-shot.

Cease-fire? Finish the Douaumont Fort mission

Knowledge is power Read 30 historical facts

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

Good Against Remotes Is One Thing Get a perfect score at the Firing Range on any difficulty.

Lost Weekend In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while you are drunk.

Taxi Racer Complete 1 taxi mission without damaging the car

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Helpful Laundryman Push all the laundry bags

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

We're Here to Help Complete ''New Kid On The Block''

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Ypres' wake-up call Ring the bell 3 times in Ypres

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Forged alliance Finish episode 1

Medical malpractice Remix Olga

What Was That? Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.

Village Historian You found all the Cultural Insights in Nuna's Village.