VanGehard

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Collector's Item Find at least one collectible in the game.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Ding! Newbie Earned level 5

Stealth Killed 10 Machines Performed a stealth kill on 10 machines.
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