VanGehard

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Stealth Killed 10 Machines Performed a stealth kill on 10 machines.
3/10

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps