VanGehard

The Midas Trick Attempt to open the Golden Chest for 30 seconds

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Beat School: Dubstep Drum Practice Complete the Beat School level.

Green around the Ears Complete the entire game on Amateur.

Beat School: Filthy Bass Monster Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Driving the Autobahn Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Big Hair Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Happy family Reunite the family.

Beat School: All You Need is Wub Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Half-Time Drum Loops Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Grime Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Shoulder Pads Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hollywood Cop Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Fast Times Complete the Beat School level.

Mutton for Punishment Slit 50 Satyr throats

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Raising Expectations Reach a combo of 100

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Beat School: Synth Madness 1 Complete the Beat School level.

More for Your Money In the Main Campaign, lured 3 enemies into a single Vigor trap 5 times.

Beat School: Synth Madness 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Challenge Accepted Complete all tiers of a challenge

Beat School: Pedal to the Metal Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Axe Grinder Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Badd Syntax Complete the Beat School level.

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Adreaux On Call Completed Episode 18.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Some Shortcut! Entered the World Foundry

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

Falling to Pieces Completed Episode 19.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

So It Begins... Win a multiplayer match

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Lighten up Lit many lights.