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Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Maximum Fully upgrade Max

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

I got this Find all training manuals

Power in the Machine Complete Act 04

inFamous Platinum Trophy Collect all other inFamous trophies.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Downward Spiral Reawakening Complete Act 05

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Skillz Win the water gun fight

Scavenger Found all collectibles

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Up, Up and Away Fly the balloon at every Vantage Outpost

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Look for the Light Find all Firefly Pendants

That's all I got Survive all of Ellie's jokes

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Master of Unlocking Unlock all shiv doors

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Scrap Collector Have 10,000 scrap in your inventory

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

It was all just lying there Find all artifacts

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

All In Play three hero cards in one round of gwent and win the match.

Geralt: The Professional Complete all witcher contracts.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Gutgash Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Parch Moon region around Gutgash's Stronghold

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of