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Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

To the Nines Restore and equip a matching vestige outfit

Thread the Past Restore 5 vestige outfit pieces

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Mutton for Punishment Slit 50 Satyr throats

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Top of the Pecking Order Win a Cockfighting match

This Is What We Do Win every trophy.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Wonderfalls Check behind the waterfall for secrets.

A Ride to Remember Drive one of the Unique Vehicles

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

Beat School: Synth Madness 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

More for Your Money In the Main Campaign, lured 3 enemies into a single Vigor trap 5 times.

Let Me Ride Travel 200 meters on top of a car by hacking it

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Beat School: Synth Madness 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Beat School: Badd Syntax Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Pedal to the Metal Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Axe Grinder Complete the Beat School level.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Up to the Challenge Complete 5 Challenges

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Laying Down the Law Kill 6 enemies with the Revolver without reloading

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Ultimate Blade Forge the Armageddon Blade

Legendary Hunter Hunt and loot 5 rare animals

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Sixth Sense Hunt and kill 10 enemies while Perception is active

Smooth Felon Escape a Level 5 felony

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game