ValentineRunner

Gatekeeper Join the College of Winterhold

High Fashion Unlocked 10 Customization Items.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Lab Technician Play and complete a game session of Game Lab in the Multiplayer Public playlist.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

Daedric Influence Acquire a Daedric Artifact

Combination Shock In the Main Campaign, performed all 8 of the Vigor combinations.

Master Of The Caribbean Complete the Discovery Mode of Wolfpack in Multiplayer.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pathfinder Help porters through a MULE or terrorist area for the first time.

I Won't Break Complete Episode 3: Fragile.

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

BB... Complete Episode 4: Unger.

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

Certified Pilot Complete the Campaign on Regular

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Trigger Discipline Do not injure any civilians in 'Piccadilly'.

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Expert Reach Level 25

Taking Care of Business Join the Thieves Guild

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Animal Lover Pet an animal.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Tea Time Complete the single player Campaign on any difficulty.

Love from Above Destroy 4 trucks with 4 drone strikes before they reach the end of their path in 'The Embassy'.

GG Win the MVP award in a game that goes to overtime

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Taking Sides Join the Stormcloaks or the Imperial Army

Soak and Sigh Take your first hot spring bath.

Trials Sneak through the underground passage without tearing your scarf.

Echoes of the Past Acquire a voice log.

Sky High Score an Aerial Goal

We're Whole Again Complete Episode 5: Mama.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Alduin's Wall Complete "Alduin's Wall"

Lost Weekend In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while you are drunk.

Driver's Ed Shoot the driver of the suicide truck.

Nothing but Net Neutralize the 'Fog of War' machine gun with a frag grenade.

Drakensburg, Schmakensburg Completed the mission "Intelligences Of The Artificial Persuasion".

Wanted Escape from jail

Long Way Down Crash a helicopter by shooting the pilot.