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Above and beyond Achieve Gold Rating in Assault on the 87th Precinct.

Hold the Line Earn a match rating of 8 or above as a Defender in Captain your Country.

We'll just score more Concede 14+ In the Finals (Record) & Win the World Cup™. Semi-Pro or higher difficulty.

Viva la King Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!

Honorary Belmont You beat the last encounter of Castlevania without taking a single hit!

A Taste Of Madness Complete The First Farmstead Quest

Read before signing Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?

King Gerry Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?

Epic skull Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Adept Astrologer Earn a total of 1000 Stars (Quickplay+)

Best party Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Strange delivery Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.

Best race Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

Best mic Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Fire Arrows Shoot the Little Scout at the artificial sun in the Stranger.

2010 FIFA World Cup™ Mastery Defeat all 32 teams that qualified for the 2010 FIFA World Cup™.

Flat Hearther Stand your ground beneath a moving chain elevator.

Death Becomes Her Dispatch the Mother Beholder within 30 seconds.

Simulation Hypothesis Attempt to use the artifact at a normal campfire. Well, that settles that!

The Grate Filter Swim through the dam grate. Not everyone makes it!

SCORE ATTACK > REGULAR 4 Obtain Rank S in SCORE ATTACK > REGULAR.

Seriously... Kill 10,000 people in Versus matches
0/10000

Celsius 232.78 This knowledge isn't going to forbid itself!

Sentimental relics from our forefathers... Acquire all your Ancestor's Trinkets

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

Seasoned Competitor Play Pro Faceoff, Momentum, Momentum+, Streakers, Do or Die, and Perfectionist at least once each (Competitive)

The show must go on Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

Oh God, Mother! Blood! Blood! Defeat the Mother Beholder without losing any health.

Faster than a bullet Finish Speedrun

Victory, such as it is... Complete the game on Darkest

In such haste... Complete the game within 99 Weeks

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

Nothin' Left Your adventure is over, for now…

Mathematic Sharpshooters Beat any song with a final score ending in 000 as a Band (Quickplay+)

Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

Strict Mode Complete the game with default difficulty options

Around the world in 90 seconds Raft around the Stranger in under 90 seconds.

Completionist++ Earn a Gold Sticker on every Joker

Four Legged Friend Complete the Wolf Run without losing any health.

Vroll With It Kill Vroll without taking any damage.

Too Metal For Magic Defeat the game without using any Mana.

Long live the Revolution The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.

Platinum Balatro platinum trophy

Swift of Foot, Keen of Blade Destroy Vroll and liberate Chalh within 3 minutes.

You'll Never Take Me Alive! Escape your pursuers by jumping to your "death" instead of dodging past them.

SCORE ATTACK > EXTREME 4 Obtain Rank S in SCORE ATTACK > EXTREME.

Ghosts in the Machine Reach all 3 Forbidden Archives in a single loop without getting caught.

There Are No Words Defeat the Thing From The Stars