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Sightseeing Reach the Old Town

Medium Rare Set fire to a Moroaică in the story.

End of Line Complete 40 Fixer Contracts

Minimalist Complete the game without opening the item box.

Flawless Freeflow Fighter Complete one combat challenge without taking damage

Barn Burner Find 75 Barnstorming Diversion locations

Oxymoronic Kill 100 Demons using the Coldfire Aura Supernatural Power

Back in the Fight Start the Single Player Campaign on any difficulty.

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

Shut Your Eyes Get 250 kills with the Essence of Wrath

Gnarly Wave Car surf on a Comet while it explodes

Piggyback Invade and successfully observe 10 enemy Fixers in Online Tailing

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Hazardous Dukes Kill 25 Arch Dukes

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

The Seven Deadly Weapons Kill 25 Demons with each of the Seven Deadly Weapons

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Best of the Best Beat IW best time on the Ship Training course in 'F.N.G.' (15.1 sec).

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You're Not Plant Food! Narrowly escape defeat by wearing a talisman into the woods.

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Long Way from Texas Complete D-Day.

Too Big to Fail Destroy the Jamming Tower. Complete "Black Tuesday" on any difficulty.

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

It Came from the Internet! Used modern technology to give the second Ghost Child his heart's desire.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Regal Ancestor Spirit Defeated Regal Ancestor Spirit

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Mapmatician Complete the village map.

Not the Living Dummy's Night Survive the game to completion.

Using the ol' Brain Juice Find a way to call RL Stine without touching gross coins or a dirty phone receiver.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Plague of Gat Kill 1000 Demons with any combination of Supernatural Powers

Slappy's Nightmare Discover Slappy's secret shame.

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

Traced Get tailed 5 times

All-Day Nightmare Finish the game in 300 turns or fewer.

So Long, RC Obtain all trophies.

Wet Work Take back New York Harbor. Complete "Hunter Killer" on any difficulty.

Astel, Naturalborn of the Void Defeated Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

I've Got Your Back Complete 1 quest in a co-op game

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

The Harder They Fall Kill 2 rappelling enemies in a row before they land on their feet.