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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

A Long Time Ago Complete the Prologue.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Stunt Coordinator Complete 10 of the stunts on the stunt list.

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.