VXBEIII

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Rot Commander Use 5 Rot Actions in a single combat.

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

Rebirth Finish the game and return to the beginning.

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

The Whole Story Find ALL Audio Logs.

Shut That Door Close a car door whilst in cover.

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Smooth Felon Escape a Level 5 felony

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Woman of the People Complete every Mission

Leaks and Leaks Finish Operation: Ubistolen

That Was Cold Complete mission "Lair of the Harpy".

Joined the Mile High Club Finish Operation: Hack teh World

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

So It Begins... Win a multiplayer match

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Miniroadtrip! Drive 4 km in the world while driving the Merengue from Elek Motors

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

A Real Cluster…. Find 100% of all Data Clusters.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

I Get Around Do a drone race

100% Legit Finish Operation: $911

Earn your Sea Legs Do a sailboat race

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

You're On A Boat! Finish Operation: Shanghaied

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

The Itsy Bitsy Spider Finish Operation: Robot Wars

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

A Gift from Beyond Earn a Rune

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Make Every Voice Count Finish Operation: Power to the Sheeple

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

The Fox Finish Operation: Shadow

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Hold My Hand Successfully complete an online Co-op Operation

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Uptown and Downtown Complete Mrs Puff's Mission in Downtown Bikini Bottom.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Hack the World Trigger the hack of the century

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Coasting Along Visit Poidsear Coast

Where's My Cape? Purchase all Super Power upgrades.