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God Killer Kill Ares

SHELTER Kara and Alice slept in the motel or the squat

THIS IS MY STORY Finish the game once

Grease Monkey Customize the Decal, Topper, Rocket Boost and Wheel on a car

CONFESSION Connor made the android confess

Speed Demon Completely fill and then empty your Rocket Boost 10 times in a single match

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

BLOODHOUND Connor got the location of Jericho by himself

Pitch Veteran Play a total of 20 games across any game mode

SCORCHED EARTH Markus or Connor detonated the freighter

SAVE HANK Connor saved Hank

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Know the Drill Complete a Practice Drill

NOTHING TO SEE HERE Kara succeeded to make the cop go away

KINSHIP Connor refused to kill the Chloe

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot

UNDEFEATED Don't lose any fight before reaching the end

THREE AT JERICHO Bring the three characters to Crossroads

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

ONE OF US Connor became deviant

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire