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Cow-Fu Hustle Get kicked off the tower by the cow too many times.

Staring Contest Wait for the plane's engines to stop.

Thwart the Red Menace! Protect national secrets from the Soviets.

My Precious! Examine Betty's diamond one too many times.

It Doesn't Seem to Work Interact with the Kamehameha sign one too many times.

Programmed Psychosis Complete ‘A New America’, alone in a multiplayer lobby, on ‘Hard’ difficulty

THE RED KITE Collect all Badges

LOOPED IT Complete one Loop in Arcade Mode

Monkey Maxed Out Level up the Monkey to the max.

Level 1 (Purgatory) Escape Level 1 in Purgatory difficulty.

Level 2 (Purgatory) Escape Level 2 in Purgatory difficulty.

Level 3 (Purgatory) Escape Level 3 in Purgatory difficulty.

Level 4 (Purgatory) Escape Level 4 in Purgatory difficulty.

Level 6 (Purgatory) Escape Level 6 in Purgatory difficulty.

Level 37 (Purgatory) Escape Level 37 in Purgatory difficulty.

Level ! (Purgatory) Escape Level ! in Purgatory difficulty.

Level FUN (Purgatory) Escape Level FUN in Purgatory difficulty.

Seek And Destroy Destroy All 6 Chaos Devices.

Cult Hero Rescue Doug from the Secret Room.

One Stone Kill 6 enemies in 1 round

Where's the Fire Extinguisher? Complete the Flame Matron Objective
0/1

METEM Preserves You Complete Boss Objectives
0/10

Veteran Fighter Complete Objectives on Hard Difficulty
0/20

Insane Challenger Complete Objectives on Insane Difficulty
0/20

Interdiction Denied Complete Interdiction Objectives
1/10

Brainpower Have 6 B.R.A.I.N. Modules installed at the same time

Around the Void In a single Session, destroy one of each type of HOLLOW Morph: Frost, Fire, Electro

Reaper of REMNANT Destroy REMNANT Enemies
18/500

Enhance! Activate Enhancement Panels
1/100

Mine! Pick up an Item that is being Scooped by a Gravity Scoop

Master Fabricator Fabricate items in the Fabricator
3/100

In the Bank Complete a Pilgrimage with 100 Alloys remaining

Bio-Massive Complete a Pilgrimage with 500 Biomass remaining

Legendary Kit Sit in a Weapon System with 3 Legendary Mods attached

Void Voyager Perform Void Jumps
7/150

Mid-Air Massacre Defeat 5 enemies in a row without leaving a levitator.

The Sorceress Have 500 magic power.

Bone Breaker Destroy 10 bones in a row thrown by the same skeleton.

Master Adventurer Point and Click through everything.

The Fruit of the Devil Force-feed Betty her least favorite food.

You're Fired! Get the director to fire Wilburforce.

Honorable Thief Only take back what is yours.

Taco Tuesday? Taco Everyday! Listen to all of the Taco Pendejo advertisements.

The End of the Longest Nap Save Taquito from his dreadful fate.

Distinguished Geode Meet Sir Rockington, Ben's pet rock.

The Return of Betty Anderson Bring Betty back from the dead.

Accidents Happen Snoop on Benjamin's property one time too many.

Self-Made Defeat Be the worst friend this town could ever ask for!

Being Popular Pays Off Be the best friend this town could ever ask for!

Follow Me! I Know a Shortcut! Skip everything you can. (No hard feelings, really!)