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Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Badges Collect all badges.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday