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He's Gonna Need a Sturgeon Hit 3 Enemies with Fish in the Market

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Vehicular Manslaughter Defeat 25 enemies by throwing cars at them.

Dyno-Might Master Kill 5 Enemies with 1 Explosion

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

Mountaineer Climb to the top of the 3 tallest buildings in New Marais.

They Belong in a Museum Obtain all treasures in the game.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

Miracles Looked after Tuesday's baby, healed Jimmy and channeled Stan.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

I’ll Take the Physical Challenge Complete the Challenge of the Gods

Bar Brawl Melee kill an enemy using a bottle

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

Speed of Jason McDonald Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Super hero Complete game on I AM DEATH INCARNATE! (or ÜBER)

30 Kills: Mag 5 Kill 30 Enemies with the Mag 5

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Power Vacuum Kill all 5 Warchiefs before any uruk take their place.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Charted! - Hard Finish the Game on Hard Without Changing the Difficulty

A Streetcar Named "Boom!" Complete BOOM!

Throwback Master Throw Back a Grenade and Defeat 2 Enemies at Once

It's My Town, Now Take over the second island in New Marais.

Solid Silver Achieve 30 Silver Stat Awards.

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 80 Treasures

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

Über hero Complete game on ÜBER

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

Pure Gold Achieve 30 Gold Stat Awards.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

The Professional Obtain ration stamps without raising the alarm.

Trophy of Zeus Unlock all God of War® Trophies

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.