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Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
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The Seven Deadly Weapons Kill 25 Demons with each of the Seven Deadly Weapons

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Experimental Tech Kill 25 Aliens with each: Dubstep, InflatoRay, Bounce Gun, Disintegrator, Abduction, and Black Hole.

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Just Rewards Have 5,000 scrap in your inventory

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
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A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

Back in the Fight Start the Single Player Campaign on any difficulty.

High Speeds Get a speed boost

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

A very special day Kill 250 zombies with modified weapons.

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Didn't See That Coming! Use a Security Control Center to disable all cameras and alarms

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Recovery Recover some health with the collectables

Busy, busy, busy Finish 75 quests cumulatively.

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Elemer of the Briar Defeated Elemer of the Briar

Fourth and Forty Spend over 40 hours in the Simulation.

The Order Is Revealed Complete the Lunden Arc

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

Please Marcus, Don't Hurt Them Successfully neutralize 5 fugitives in Bounty Hunter

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
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Astel, Naturalborn of the Void Defeated Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

God-Slaying Armament Upgraded any armament to its highest stage

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Commander Niall Defeated Commander Niall

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Plague of Gat Kill 1000 Demons with any combination of Supernatural Powers

The Battle Reach to the first boss fight

Angel in the Dark Complete the trials and prove you are a worthy successor.

Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

Silent Viking Assassinate 10 enemies in a row without triggering a conflict

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Nine Lives Obtain a key by completing the last Riddler trial.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.