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VIP The crystals are called Tentaculum in your honour

Sequel Bait, or Just Plain Bait? Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Captain Aquabear. You sadist.

Ack-Ack Destroy 500 enemy Hoppers

Vigilante Take out the Antagonist 100 times in a melee while playing as a Raider.

Space Station 2 Mastered Obtain a V rank in this time trial

Gravitron Master Last 1 minute on the Super Gravitron

Bottle Opener Complete 250 Battle for Earth Duos

All Their Base Win 1000 Lair PvP Battles

Zero-G You and Mollusk have unearthed the crystal's biggest secret

Bon Appétit Build a new restaurant for Madame Gurnard

Doll House Renovate the mayor's villa

Ultimate Iron Man Complete all story missions on Ultimate difficulty.

Map of the City Unlock all Challenge Mode Zones

Stop it already. Beat all of Razmi's platform challenges.

Bunts Are For Losers You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.

Love Machine Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love

Ace Pilot Drive every tank

Marathon Complete 10 campaigns on Normal difficulty or above.

Charming smile Build a Weapon, three Character Talents and three Faction Talents for Iune

Mission… accomplished? Complete the 2017 Season

Super Power Obtain 100000 Talent Points with any Talent.

Legend Get 100 medals

Black Hole Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Black Hole™

Putting the Safe Back in Safehouse Win 100 Assault: City Safehouses arena matches

The only good Bug is a dead Bug! Kill 2000 Drone Bugs
3/2000

It's an ugly planet, a Bug planet... Complete 20 matches of Horde Mode on Valaka
0/20

Villionaire You have defeated Mollusk's big bad robot

Grandmaster Splash Earn an A in Sky Patrol

Hoverachiever Earn an A in the No Fun House

The King of New Rush City Beat all Chapters on Unfair difficulty

Technophile Build a Weapon, three Character Talents and three Faction Talents for Schneider

Master of the Universe Complete the game in no death mode

This Is My Rifle Earn 4 Gold Medals with Assault Rifles

Bride Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on The Machine: Bride of Pin•Bot™

Merchandise Help a criminal entrepreneur

Stack It Really Good Beat the 2nd stacking challenge

200! Throw the concrete block over 200 meters

Tentacle aim Free all the workers after the M.A.G.N.E.T.S. accident without using the powerline.

I'm running out of ideas here. Beat all of Razmi's battle challenges.

Okay, fine, you did it. Beat all of Razmi's challenges and made her sad but also a bit happy.

Most Valuable Fizzer Earn an A in Fizzball

Nacho Dust Buster Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.

Whisper Winner You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply these skills to many situations, like, um ...

Tower Defence Destroy 750 enemy towers

Fashion victim Build a Weapon, three Character Talents and three Faction Talents for Valeria

Coin Collector Beat all bonus levels

Rare Transistor Collect the Rare Transistor hidden in one of the levels

Hero Complete Story Mode

More Dakka Earn 4 Gold Medals with LMGs

Satellite Savvy You've managed to assemble the satellite all by yourself