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Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.