Uberbeard

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Stealth Killed 10 Machines Performed a stealth kill on 10 machines.
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Blade in the Crowd Assassinate fifty enemies.

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

Brother-in-Arms Issued first ally command.

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Just Hangin' Around Performed first point-warp suspension.

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

A Modern Babylon Complete Memory Sequence 3.

New Power Learned first ability.

Noct You Like a Hurricane Initiated first link-strike after parrying an attack.

Learner's Permit Drove the Regalia.

Photo Rookie Improved photography level for the first time.

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Quadruple Threat Equipped four weapon slots.

First Tallneck Overridden Reached the top of a Tallneck and accessed its information.

Survival Rookie Improved survival level for the first time.

COMPLIANT Connor stayed a machine

My First Hunt Completed first hunt.