Uberbeard

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Stealth Killed 10 Machines Performed a stealth kill on 10 machines.
9/10

Blade in the Crowd Assassinate fifty enemies.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Brother-in-Arms Issued first ally command.

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

Just Hangin' Around Performed first point-warp suspension.

A Modern Babylon Complete Memory Sequence 3.

New Power Learned first ability.

Noct You Like a Hurricane Initiated first link-strike after parrying an attack.

Learner's Permit Drove the Regalia.

Photo Rookie Improved photography level for the first time.

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

First Tallneck Overridden Reached the top of a Tallneck and accessed its information.

Quadruple Threat Equipped four weapon slots.

Upgraded 3 Weapons Fully upgraded 3 weapons.
0/3

COMPLIANT Connor stayed a machine

BURN THE PLACE Markus conducted a violent riot