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Can't Touch This Have an infected Barony at the maximum Epidemic Resistance

Started from the Bottom now we're ERE As an Adventurer, buy an Estate in Byzantium and lead your line to become Emperors

Rags to Riches to Rags to Riches Starting as a Count, rule an Empire, become an Adventurer, then rule an Empire again

Despoiler of Byzantium Become the Emperor of a newly-formed Latin Empire through a Crusade

Levitater Trophy Splatted an enemy using Coconut's Gravity Power

BBQ Trophy Fry Up 15 Meats

Bearly minimum Complete all time trials

Beary well Get Platinum on all time trials

Detective Get all the tophies

Welcome to the dungeons Welcome to the place where danger and answers are a challenge.

All for science It seems that Lord Anderson sought life in that which no longer has it in his laboratory.

The cat is happy It seems that the cat is hiding some surprises, and maybe a few more.

Lord Anderson was rich You have discovered Lord Anderson's immense fortune. Money can buy anything, but not eternal life.

Only the penitents shall pass You have passed the room of the flying axes. You are halfway there.

Little Egypt is here Welcome to Little Egypt in the English countryside.

Rest in peace, Sir Bartholomew You have managed to put a soul to rest in peace, at least for a while.

Death is only the beginning Sometimes reality surpasses fiction. Welcome to the heart of time.

The Book of the Dead is yours You have obtained the Book of the Dead; now you must simply remain alive.

The rainbow opens all doors You have obtained the amulet that will open the doors you need... well, some of them.

A dark secret You have discovered a secret worth killing and dying for.

Enlightenment Complete Campaign
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Chicken of the Woods Complete Co-op Block 1
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Pezizales Complete Co-op Block 2
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Armillaria mellea Complete Co-op Block 3
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Tracheal Torture Complete Masochist Mode
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Glorious Gullet Complete 20 minigame matches
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Throat Trial Complete Masochist 1

Treacherous Thorax Complete Masochist 3

Born Gabber Enter the Thunderdome!

The Clothes Make the Maw Unlock all cosmetics
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Hardened Newshound Collect all trophies.

Inflammatory Submit an entirely sensational story.

All Broccoli Submit an entirely informational story.

Alien Immersion Submit a story entirely in the alien interest.

Gearheaded Gourmand Taste every "food" or "drink" available to you during your internship.

Best Enemies Help Yar out of a jam.

Rule-breaker Sign your name on the wall with Janitorbot.

The Show Must Go Off Hear about Ersop's musical past.

Change of Season Hear Billy's sentiments about the end of the orb season.

To Infinitive and Beyond Upgrade Copybot's confidence.

Bend the Truth Lie to Richard Gravity.

Gardenerbot Fulfill Securitybot's request to collect and plant all seeds in the Scanner garden.

After School Special Learn the identity of Oren's bully.

Print the Legend Be included in Joe's memoirs.

Word Navigator Hear some of Becka's poetry.

None of Your Beezwax Discover an important person in Ursula's private life.

Everyone's a Critic Find out about Boller's secret pen name activities.

Investor Protector Be warned by Sherwin about quantum investing.

Collective Reaction Hear about Vivica's union victory.

No Matter the Cost Discover Fa'rel's "creative" use of Scanner funds.