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"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

Get Over Here! Rope pull 5 enemies off edges.

Entrapment Catch a player in a snare trap in multiplayer.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Veteran Complete all chapters on Veteran.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

Deadeye Shoot 10 enemies off zip lines.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

Stockpile Obtain all available weapons.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

They Belong in a Museum Obtain all treasures in the game.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

Take It to the Max Completely upgrade all weapons.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio.

"Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.

"...so large" Meet the mechanics.

"Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

They're ACTION Figures! Collect all the figurines.

The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game.

Hunted down Rescued Special Bot trapped in GPU Jungle.

Former Adventurer Incapacitate 25 enemies with dodge counter.

Déjà phew! Rescued Special Bot trapped in SSD Speedway.

War Hero Complete all chapters on Professional.

Grand tourist Rescued Special Bot trapped in Cooling Springs.