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That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.