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Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Hide and Seek Baba Yaga: Rescue Nadia from Trinity

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

A Helping Hand Defend Remnant home from the Looter Invasion

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

The Key To It All Recover the Atlas

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

Lilac and Gooseberries Find Yennefer of Vengerberg.

Bon Appétit Shoot the grenade you fed to an enemy.

He's Here, There, Everywhere! Destroy a Mr. Everywhere statuette.

Something New! Collect your first flying Landscape page.

Hats Off! Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).