TwoLegitt2Quit

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Hide and Seek Baba Yaga: Rescue Nadia from Trinity

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

A Helping Hand Defend Remnant home from the Looter Invasion

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

He's Here, There, Everywhere! Destroy a Mr. Everywhere statuette.

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

Lilac and Gooseberries Find Yennefer of Vengerberg.

Bon Appétit Shoot the grenade you fed to an enemy.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

The Key To It All Recover the Atlas

Something New! Collect your first flying Landscape page.

Hats Off! Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

Scavenger Unlock assault perk 3