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The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond