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...of Agility Skydive to all locations without hitting any dogs.

Wizard Goal 3 Complete the Wizard Goal, ‘Score a 1B Creation Multiball Total’ on Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein™

Programmed Psychosis Complete ‘A New America’, alone in a multiplayer lobby, on ‘Hard’ difficulty

...of Brewery Give Elder 7 every type of coffee possible.

...of Omnisciency Freak out Puriel.

...of Philantrophy Help Mike Cobbles.

...of Craftability Learn how to combine items.

...of Heroity Save heaven.

...of Animosity Insult 10 Elders.
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Maximum break Score the maximum of 147 in a single turn

...of Paradoxicality Give Brokk a nosebleed.

...of Celebrity Listen to yourself on the radio.

...of Salary Pay for services rendered.

...of Verbosity Call everyone.
3/12

...of Audacity Insult 10 Elders in the same timeline.

...of Discontinuity Make Gerardiel shut up.

...of Snackery Have a cookie.

...of Connectivety Open a network of portals between every realm.

...of Efficiency Finish the game by rewinding 30 times or less.

...of Generousity Give Satan a gift.

...of Holiness Meet every Holy Spirit.

...of Theory Learn everything.

...of Fully Upgradability Get all watch upgrades.

...of Sensibility Watch every divine memory.

...of Mortality Die in 5 different ways.

...of Artistry Look at 20 pieces of art adjacent stuff.
3/20

...of Hostility Insult All Elders.
0/23

...of Melody Listen to every song.
0/6

...of Unbelieveability See crazy nonsense everywhere.
0/18

...of Vanity Fill out your wardrobe.
0/13

...of Inquiry Read every book.
0/7

Suicidal Survivor Survive 10 games on suicidal difficulty
0/10

...of 100%-ability 100% the game.

Pistolero Reach level 30 with the Gunslinger

Wizard Goal 5 Complete the Wizard Goal, ‘Score a 150M Creature Jackpot’ on Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein™

Wizard Goal 2 Complete the Wizard Goal, ‘Score a 350M Creature Feature Total’ on Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein™