TurboMike101

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Welcome to Los Santos You repo'd a car and raced it through the heart of a sun-soaked metropolis.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Insomnia's Waking Nightmare Completed the Prologue.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

More practice Complete the aiming training

The Path Before Us Complete chapter 7

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.