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Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

He's on fire! Defeat Coal Heart

Canal Retentive Found Loot in Canal

I Love Trams! Have 10 tram lines active

Hurrah! Hurrah! Campaign: You have completed the campaign

Being there is everything Finished first multiplayer game

You dealin', man! Handed goods over to a fellow player

Victory! Snuffed out a fellow player's troop

Outdrew Outlaw Defeated an Outlaw in 1 vs 1 Ranked Deathmatch

Someone Your Own Size Kill a Muton Berserker in melee combat in single player

Cleared Very Hard Finish all chapters of the game on Very Hard.

Infinity and Beyond Complete 100 different Layouts in ‘Infinity’ Mode

Talented Builder Build 500,000 Structures in successful missions

We Need Snorkels! Experience a tsunami

Knights of the Round Table Recruited a troop of knights

Cleared 14 Trials Clear the trials from Desperation to Giants of the Underworld.

Showdown A duel between rivals

High IQ Collect all intel.

Unlock the Increased Damage Bonus Reach legendary War Hero status
16/64

Audiophile Find all tape recording save points.

Tome of Curses IV You sold the Tome of Curses IV.

Tome of Fire V You sold the Tome of Fire V.

Tactical Chunder Threw vomit on an opposing pirate while they were wielding a sword.

Did Everyone See That? You used a heavy attack to knock a member of another crew off their ship.

Wanted Clear the Kowloon Streets stage.

Sore Loser Mini-game: Get a score of 13,000 or more in the Shooting Range.

Great vibrations Parry 30 attacks with the Vibe

Common Struggle You completed every wave in every Salvage Mission

Not Monkeying Around Complete the game with a Ranger dressed in a gorilla costume

Asinus Use the ultimate weapon, the Concrete Donkey

The Brains Of The Operation Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Life's Too Short Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minutes 40 seconds.

Gold Watch Earned a Gold Watch

The Meld Squad Field a fully enhanced squad and win the mission

Extraction Mission 1 - Rescue all the civilians (Coldstrike DLC required)

Intelligence Mission 2 - Acquire all intel on Coldstrikes's plans (Coldstrike DLC required)

Pansy Worm Mission 3 - Defeat the Panzer Wyrm (Coldstrike DLC required)

A Smashing Good Time Kill 200 enemies with the Giant in online games

Glass Lass Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

Sweet Dreams Complete all nightmare missions

Unlock the Flechette Shotgun Reach legendary Regulator status
2/64

BARC Trooper Reach elite Technician status
3/32

Perfect Enhancements During a campaign, unlock every Xeno Tech.

You've Read the Manual! Pull yourself close to your enemy with the Whip

Alley Catch Found Loot in Alleyway

Bad Meal You fed a metal drum to a Boss Creature

All mine! Took over a fellow player's town

Minimalist Collect the minimum number of remnants in a playthrough.

Anger Management Proc Combat Rush on the entire squad (min. 4)